Forgive me George. I just cannot grasp what the hell is going on here.
I lost my temper on another forum and I have copied it here, so you can see what I am dealing with. Yes, it's me. Yes I am not understanding.
Ok, I have absofuckinglutley had it with this !@#$%^TY&U*. I might have a broken hand from punching the garage door.
Call me stupid, call me uneducated, call me daft and anything else you can think of. I am totally effing LOST. All of these half diagrams and half thoughts in text form, make no effing sense at all. Three forums and the more I think, the worse it gets.
I know I'm the weak link here. I know it's me not understanding something. Totally my fault.
I am literally at my wits end and almost took it out on the car with a large steel pipe. I didn't, but my hand, she's not so good.
This is what I have: The diagram below. Sure, I can get the car to start and run. But these mother#ucking STA and NSW wires, make zero sense. None at all. I get it- they are supposed to prevent it from starting in anything other than P or N. FINE, I get it.
I can do nothing with them and it starts and runs just fine. I can connect them and it starts and runs. Whatever the deal is, I'm not doing it right. Yeah- it's me. Dumb it down. OVER SIMPLIFY it, please.
Somebody make this make sense, because this is what I have in my car, hanging under the dash. Pretend I'm mentally handicapped because that's what it's going to take to explain it to me. Draw in big colorful lines how the #uck this is supposed to be wired because I really am losing all patience for this thing. In a big way.
I have SEVEN wires. 7.
If you have any idea how these are supposed to go, insult me and call me retarded. Please draw in Crayola crayon so some idiot can understand them.
I have done them in every way I know how. Lost. Sorry for being a bitch, but holyshit I have had it.